

Materazzi Fancies Zidane’s Sister
By: Bob | September 5th, 2006
After much erroneous speculation and many failed efforts at lip reading, we finally learn today that magic words that Italy’s Marco Materazzi uttered during the World Cup final that lead to France’s Zinedine Zidane’s head butt breakdown.
“I did not cause it,” he said. “I answered verbally with a provocation to defend myself. Yes, I was tugging his shirt, but when he said to me scornfully ‘If you want my shirt so much I’ll give it to you afterwards,’ is that not a provocation? I answered that I’d prefer his sister, it’s true.
“It’s not a particularly nice thing to say, I recognise that. But loads of players say worse things … I didn’t even know he had a sister before all this happened.”
There are a couple of surprising things about this revelation. The first is that Materazzi actually has the ability to be (somewhat) quick-witted. Granted, the better playground retort would have referred to Zidane’s mother and not his sister, but considering the anger the insult provoked, Materazzi probably saved his own life by sticking to the tried and true sister insult.
The second surprise is that Zidane would fall for such bait. Really, he has to have heard worse things during his playing career. The thought of Materazzi shagging anyone’s sister is disturbing enough to make us want to poke our eyes out, but we still find it hard to believe that it led to the Zizou breakdown. He must really love his sister. How sweet.
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