Comments on: MLS Might Need to Test for Performance Enhancing Underwear http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/mls-might-need-to-test-for-performance-enhancing-underwear.html League Football, Soccer News and Views from Around the World Mon, 13 Feb 2012 08:57:06 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Football Nutter http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/mls-might-need-to-test-for-performance-enhancing-underwear.html/comment-page-1#comment-26182 Football Nutter Wed, 07 Mar 2007 03:03:23 +0000 http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/mls-might-need-to-test-for-performance-enhancing-underwear.html#comment-26182 Hey Laurie, He is a footballer getting drug tested in the change rooms of his club Melbourne Victory. It is a commercial for mitchdowd underpants and they are saying that if you were these underpants you are going to get better results by wearing these underpants. His drug test is ok and his team mates threw him a pair of socks so he can fit down his new underpants so he can have a bigger package. I think citizens of the US of A need to think more latterally!! Hey Laurie,
He is a footballer getting drug tested in the change rooms of his club Melbourne Victory. It is a commercial for mitchdowd underpants and they are saying that if you were these underpants you are going to get better results by wearing these underpants. His drug test is ok and his team mates threw him a pair of socks so he can fit down his new underpants so he can have a bigger package. I think citizens of the US of A need to think more latterally!!

]]> By: Laurie http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/mls-might-need-to-test-for-performance-enhancing-underwear.html/comment-page-1#comment-26151 Laurie Tue, 06 Mar 2007 22:03:13 +0000 http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/mls-might-need-to-test-for-performance-enhancing-underwear.html#comment-26151 Oh, and P.S. My Lyon team could have used some performance-enhancing underwear today. Oh, and P.S. My Lyon team could have used some performance-enhancing underwear today.

]]> By: Laurie http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/mls-might-need-to-test-for-performance-enhancing-underwear.html/comment-page-1#comment-26150 Laurie Tue, 06 Mar 2007 22:02:31 +0000 http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/mls-might-need-to-test-for-performance-enhancing-underwear.html#comment-26150 Okay, seriously, I don't GET this video clip. Am I just too dense? Too American? Or too female? What kind of performance are we supposed to be enhancing here? And how does a urine test fit into all of this? Or is it just kind of one of those Impressionist-types of humor, where you can't examine it too closely or you won't see the picture? My brain is starting to hurt. Okay, seriously, I don’t GET this video clip. Am I just too dense? Too American? Or too female? What kind of performance are we supposed to be enhancing here? And how does a urine test fit into all of this?

Or is it just kind of one of those Impressionist-types of humor, where you can’t examine it too closely or you won’t see the picture?

My brain is starting to hurt.

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