New Sex Book to Unzip Rooney’s Tryst with Granny Prostitute

By: Bob | April 24th, 2007

It is always enjoyable learning how players and coaches spend their time on the eve of a Champions League game. Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho watched grown men who get paid to flop. His player Michael Essien spent an evening making license plates. And Wayne Rooney, well, one can only imagine what he did last night, but we do know that his lawyers have been busy now that a book is scheduled to be published detailing Rooney’s dalliance with a then 48-year-old mother-of-16 prostitute.

The book, written by John Sweeny and eloquently named ‘Roo Unzipped’, could “damage Wayne’s reputation” according to The Sun. Considering his reputation, the book must be very juicy. Or downright disgusting. I’m wagering on downright disgusting.

The Sun understands author John Sweeney has quizzed hookers about Wayne, 21, who slept with a 48-year-old known as the Auld Slapper at a brothel in 2005. The book, which also examines Man United striker Wayne’s relationship with fiancee Coleen McLoughlin, is due out next August.

A source close to Wayne said: “It could be their worst nightmare. He thought the stuff about prostitutes was long forgotten.”

I wish it were long forgotten too. That is one image that I would surely love to have erased from my mind.