Nothing says Romance more than a Wigan Bathroom

By: Bob | November 22nd, 2006

When given the option of watching Wigan play Aston Villa or fornicating in a stadium bathroom for over a half hour most human beings would choose fornicating, right? A couple of Aston Villa fans were escorted out of Wigan’s JJB Stadium last Saturday after their canoodling in the poo-poo room was brought to the attention of stadium security.

A club source said: “Two Aston Villa fans, a male and a female, were discovered after having spent over half an hour in the disabled toilets in the away end of the stadium.

“Noises had been heard coming from the inside the toilet.

“Stewards knocked on the door and asked the couple to come out which they did. They were asked to leave and did so without any fuss. They were quite embarrassed.”

One onlooker said: “It was quite obvious they weren’t disabled.”

Hey, at least somebody in the stadium scored that day. The match ended in a 0-0 draw.

Via Socca Critics

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Gerry Skerritt

Nice story but surely there is a typo. Shouldn't it read “Two Aston Villa fans, a male and a shemale, were discovered after having spent over half an hour in the disabled toilets in the away end of the stadium.
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"At least somebody in the stadium scored that day"

I love it! Thanks for the laugh.