Offside SoundOff: Watch the Final IOSS Episode, Then Share Your Favorite Moment

By: Laurie | January 11th, 2009
   

Is it really over? Puppet Jose says so. Watch the final episode as Sven, Alex, Rafa, Voyeur, Roy and Dave all try to get in the last word. Unsuccessfully, of course.

And then we’d like to hear about your favorite IOSS moment.

I think mine has to be The Boy, Wayne, in an isolation suit after being in Africa, repeatedly saying, “It’s not malaria, like.” Maybe because I’d just written about Kolo Toure actually having malaria, like.

Or maybe it’s that we never really did learn what kind of mystery virus the real Wayne Rooney had. All we learned was that, “It’s a virus he picked up in Nigeria and it’s not a nice one.” Which still feels a bit dodgy to me.

But I digress. We’re hoping you’ll help us get over our grief by using the comments to tell us about your favorite IOSS moment(s).


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  • Greg
    I'd like 2 whoppers please.

    You are extremely handsome and your first touch is fantastic.
  • ar126
    the malaria line was my favorite too. that and...

    SSSSSSNNNNNAAAARRREEEEDDDDDDD
  • Foreverzidane
    Dave from Newcastle for sure!
  • Jonas (from Flemish area in Be
    that dialog between puppet ronny and the boy was quite hilarious too:

    no more step overs?
    no more step overs
    I die!
    ....oooooh
  • Hana
    After doing some quick Google research, I came across this LiveJournal where its members were wondering what "Special 1 TV" was as well.

    ...

    Apparently, they just showed the last episode of IOSS.

    Man, way to screw with us. Deplorable.

    http://community.livejournal.c...
  • Josh W
    Don't have Setanta either, but this is from the Setanta AUS site:

    Football: Special 1 TV
    Ground breaking comedy from the parallel universe that is “Special 1 TV” with news and punditry from Jose, Sven and Wayne. Written and performed by Mario Rosenstock.
  • Hana
    So, did anyone confirm what Special1 TV was? I don't have Setanta so I couldn't find out myself.
  • Mike
    This could be a spoof of Jose leaving Chelsea
  • This brought a tear to my eye, I can't believe it's over. Definitely too many favourite moments to name them all but wow, I'm in shock :(
  • Jonas (from Flemish area in Be
    RIP IOSS

    I'll always remember Pupet Jose is fantastic (not the real one ;))
  • kirby
    my fav moment was in teh second to last epi.

    "ah toasta?! ah flippin' toasta?! AHHHH!!!"
  • Eric
    OK, so 8:50 p.m. ET tonight on Setanta, show called Special1 TV. Allegedly that will feature Jose, Sven and Wayne. We'll have to see -- I certainly hope it does!
  • Rob
    Just remembered the best ever exchange on IOSS (IMO)

    Didier, London: Gaffer! Why did you call me a diver?
    Jose: Because you are
    Drogba: No I'm not
    Jose: Makélélé bought you flippers for christmas!
    Drogba: No no no I am no Diver!
    Jose: Shut up, Drogba, you are Jacques Cousteau!
  • Hana
    The Sven and Becks phone calls where absolutely classic.

    RIP IOSS RIP.
  • RedLine55
    just about everything Wayne said had me cracking up.
  • Ronald
    " No more Puppet Ronny? "
    " No More Puppet Ronny "

    " No more step-overs ? "
    " No More Step-Overs "

    " I die "

    lmao, seems like something C. Ronaldo would say.
  • George
    Alternatively, Jose may just be playing The Game.
  • George
    It's not over. This is just a dramatic plot twist. It just has to be.
  • Mike
    David: So tell me about you Sven
    Sven: Well, i'm here with the special one
    David: Oh niiiiiice...how is she?
    Sven: No, you see, the special one...is a man
    David: Oh...thats...thats nice Sven

    Sven: David, how is Los Angeles?
    David: I'm not in Los Angeles
    Sven: No?
    David: No, i'm in L.A. its alot nicer

    David: I think I know what Wayne's got, I got it too
    Sven: David, tell me, what are the symptoms
    David: Their a yellow cartoon family from Springfield, whats that got do do with anything?
  • Did anybody else find themselves thinking that "Dave" was probably the best thing to ever happen to Ameobi's career?
  • Al
    Definitely the Halloween episode

    Wenger: "You cannot give me the wedgie! nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
  • Jeremy Brahm
    There were just so many. The Tottenham blast at the beginning of the season when they were in last, about what is the difference between a triangle and them. 3 points.

    Sven doing karaoke, talking in Spanish because of his new job in Mexico.

    Dave in Newcastle was always great, especially when the caller said he was in Stoke, "Isn't this Dave from Newcastle. Yes, but I followed Ameobi to Stoke."

    Wayne with the puppet Ronnie in the talent show.

    I think that the best one of all was the one were they are watching the movies and doing the play-by-play.

    Can't forget all of Jose's shut ups and the different I'm fantastic.

    Will be missed. I need to download them to my computer through Real Player.
  • mele419
    They way he talks makes it seem like this isn't really the end. But who knows.
  • Rob
    I'm rather dissapointed the comic potential of the Man United/Inter game won't be exploited.

    My favourite moment(s) were the running theme of Chelsea players trying to get Jose to take them to Inter, Drogba, Lampard, Makélélé and so forth.
  • Lowe
    I'm still looking for my Joe Kinnear ring tones...
    Every time Rafa showed up in the Spiderman suit, hearing Mr. Alex say "absolute disgrace" in that way I only wish I could, It demanding a red card for Sally for faking it, too many more to mention.
    As Dave from Newcastle would say, this is tragic like. I mean, Ameobi...
    Damn.
  • Kathi
    this was the only time i ever liked wayne :(
    goodbye, like
  • Mike
    Juande Ramos was clocked doing 200 km per hour leaving White Hart Lane Saturday

    he felt it was the only way he could pick up 3 points in England.
  • gregorio
    i didnt see that coming:((( i hoped for some cracking episodes on occasion of inter - mu games.

    but my favourite one was when wayne met fabio i guess and "nani, are you ok? are you ok nani...?'
  • tenaciouslee
    The 2nd Wayne's Word - Catenaccio. This still cracks me up. The way he says anything with a c in it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

    Starts around 3:40
  • Marcus R4E
    BTW my favorite bits were split between IT somkin weed and Dave talking about life in stoke
  • Marcus R4E
    i have a hunch that its not over, jose was the only one that knew... maybe hes the only one leaving. plus on SBS in AUS, the TV show i watch it on the host (David Bashear) said somthing like "and stay tuned next week to see if they are back"
    maybe theres just a new host or cast...hopfully anyway
  • No!!!!!!!!!!

    "This is sooo not happenin'!"

    I have to say that my favorite moment/episode was the debate. That one just cracked my up the whole time. Especially with Arsene holding out on his vote...haha.
  • Paul
    BIG IN JAPANNNNNNNNNNNN
    BIG IN JAPANNNNNNNNNNNN



    Rooney and voyeur were my favorites
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