One Way to Keep Ronaldinho: Have him Date your Daughter

By: Bob | April 26th, 2007
   

lindsay-rjkaard.jpgIt is no secret that AC Milan are lusting after Ronaldinho the way Ronaldo lusts after high caloric food. The Barca player’s brother/agent has reportedly met with the Serie A giants and the Italian club reportedly has $100 million or so stashed away to lure him away from Spain. But as often the case in life the best laid plans might be foiled by matters of the heart.

According to the Spanish paper Marca, Ronaldinho’s heart has gone all aflutter now that he is reportedly seeing a chick named Lindsay Rijkaard. No, that isn’t a coincidence. She is indeed related to the same Rijkaard who coaches Ronaldinho. It is his daughter. She is best described through the magic of Google translation.

“The daughter of Rijkaard, fruit of the first wedding of the trainer of the Barça, is one beauty. They say all. One says also that the girl could possess great persuasive dowries on the topic of the extension of the contract of… Ronaldinho. It is that it is said, is suspected, spettegola… that the daughter of Rijkaard finds itself enough well with the idolo Brazilian”.

So there you have it. It is another age old story of who can come up with the best dowry. AC Milan has 100 millions bucks. Barcelona has a stunning beauty (if you think sleeping with someone who looks like your coach is sexy) with persuasive ways. Take the money or take the woman? That is one of life’s eternal questions. We all know that Ronnie would never let a girlfriend get in the way of his performance on the pitch, right?


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  • LuckyDube
    Pasha, have you seen Ronaldinho's ugly ass, horse-face mug?? Girls are attracted to him for his bank account, not his looks.
  • Barsa
    That's confirmed, Ronaldinho sleeps with Rijkaard daughter.
    Rijkaard himself is not happy at all with that, but himself is getting divorced cause he is goig out with a Brazilian girl as Laporta.

    Finally Etoo, has alledgely a small kid with a spanish woman.

    No surprise, why the club worked as it did last year.
  • JOANNE
    IS RONALDO SINGLE?
  • Robberto
    Iam an fan off Barca
  • maka
    Gauchinho and his coach's daughter together? WOW, it sounds very interesting:))))))))
  • aja
    i would never have thought serena williams until you mentioned it, pasha...but now that you have mentioned it, i definitely see the resemblance. those shoulders are kinda serious.
  • She's not all that bad, I admit it. But a guy of Ronaldinho's calibre could do better. So much better. To paraphrase Ali G: "The better a football player you are, thr hotter the chicks you get." I just thought that he's be dating some big-breasted Brazilian bombshell (yay alliteration), rather than a chick who looks like she can put him in a headlock and give him noogies. Seriously, look at her shoulders and cheeks. I do like her shiny hair though.
  • ana
    I'm a girl and think shes pretty. I can see where you're coming from with the serena line though.
  • Ugh. All she's missing is the handlebar mustache her old man Frankie used to have back in his Milan days.

    "Stunning" no, "acceptable" yes.

    I always thought Ronaldinho would date someone who is more Chanel Iman, less Serena Williams.

    I'm just sayin'.
  • Sam
    I wouldn't be so sure that it's Frank's daughter. There are ten pages of Rikjaards in the Barcelona phone book.
  • Nelly
    But if they break up for any reason, Ronaldinho is gonna be kicked out of there so fast!
  • Dammit, Ian, I had a spettegola comment all ready and you beat me to it!
  • Muddia Beduddia
    Not positive, but I think Sil Berlusconi has a pretty hot daughter as well. Possible bargaining chip for Milan?
  • Would Ronaldinho move to Arsenal if I had Arsene Wenger put on a wig?
  • Bob
    Brian, maybe that is where the 100 million is being spent. They've bought off Rijkaard's daughter so that they both go to Milan. The ultimate match fixing!
  • But what if Rijkaard signs moves to AC Milan, which looks very probable?
  • Ian
    Oh spettegola, are you this week's spalmatto?
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