Pablo Luguercio & Emanuel Britez: Definitely Needs Parental SupervisionBy: The Offside | February 13th, 2013
Well this is one of the strangest sequences you’re bound to see. Pablo Luguercio, the gent in the blue and red of Arsenal (Argentinean edition), is saddling up in front of Emanuel Britez of Union. Rumor has it Britez attempted to play doctor with Luguercio – specifically, proctologist – which Pablo saw as a little too forward, if Valentine’s Day is just around the corner. Luguercio then swing around and, with a slapunch (footballer special), hit Britez in the chest(ish). Except Britez began going down before anything landed, contorting his body in anticipation, then clutching his face despite it hitting closer to his belly button. Luguercio was then sent off.
There’s every chance Britez is the worst footballer in history.