Photo: Berbatov Gets A Gift.

Simba is an Italian porn star who, presumably, is a big fan of both the Lion King and Dimitar Berbatov – and you thought those two were mutually exclusive, didn’t you. She likes Berba so much that she decided to paint him as a gift, which he will soon receive, amongst other things, surely, in Manchester. A certain English tabloid (NSFW) reports she painted it with her ‘assets’ which I find to be, much like the taste of the tabloid, very questionable. There’s no way those nipples can be any less than a 16 brush.

[The image comes from an Italian site that I can't say I'm proud to have visited. At least not the second time. Therefore...nothing.]

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