Photo: Rooney Does The Impossible

By: chris | October 10th, 2008

The man has inexplicably managed to get uglier - shaved head accentuating the satellite dishes he calls ears. I’ve never seen the films, but I imagine he looks like a Lord of the Rings character. He clearly needs a nickname to reflect that. Or maybe even Slothinho (Goonies). (Adrian Dennis/AFP/Getty Images)

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• bobby_digital |  October 10th, 2008 at 3:41 pm

  
  
  

  to be honest wayne was going bald so he kinda beat it to the punch… either way im sure he doesnt mind too much that he looks like shrek when he gets his paycheck..

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• adnan |  October 10th, 2008 at 3:41 pm

  
  
  

  youve never seen lord of the rings…thats impossible!

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• cyrus |  October 10th, 2008 at 4:01 pm

  
  
  

  Lol your a right twat mate!

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• shehan |  October 10th, 2008 at 4:22 pm

  
  
  

  how the hell did you not watch lord of the rings?

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• McTalian |  October 10th, 2008 at 6:07 pm

  
  
  

  ha-ha…he had no choice the hair was going!

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• Mike |  October 10th, 2008 at 6:11 pm

  
  
  

  he looks like a gollum reject. sad really

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• Al |  October 10th, 2008 at 6:15 pm

  
  
  

  “all right derrr ehhhhhh where’s me hair like-hhhhhhhh”

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• Michel-Olivier |  October 10th, 2008 at 6:39 pm

  
  
  

  he should get hair transplant/wig like stephen ireland

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• Jonas (from Flemish area in Belgium ;-) |  October 11th, 2008 at 4:11 am

  
  
  

  he’d be a good gimli (without the beard ;))

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