Posing as Thierry Henry and William Gallas will get you very Drunk
By: Bob | May 2nd, 2007
If you have ever been the victim of identity theft you know what an unmitigated nightmare it can be. I once had someone charge $400 worth of size 16 women’s clothing to my credit card in a store in Arkansas. Even after I informed my credit card company that I had never even been to Arkansas and that I am clearly more of a size 12 it still took months to have it all cleared up.
Arsenal teammates Thierry Henry and William Gallas are the latest victims of identity theft.
CONMEN posing as Arsenal stars Thierry Henry and William Gallas have swindled luxury hotels in France out of more than £1million of fine wines, The Sun can reveal.
The London-based tricksters use credit cards to book rooms — then ask to be sent quality reds, whites and champagne they claim are not available in England.
Orders are backed by faxes on bank-headed notepaper and emails supposedly from the footballers. So far 15 five-star hotels — in Paris, Bordeaux, Nice and the Champagne region — have complained to cops.
What exactly does one do with £1million in fine wine? It must be something knowing that each sip of your glass is worth £10. Boy would it suck if you were mid-sip and someone told a joke and £10 flew out your nose. I think I will stick to slamming warm beer that I can buy by the caseload for £5 thankyouverymuch.
In additional TH14 news, we learn today that Henry’s father was a pushy soccer dad and that if given the choice between never scoring a goal again or never scoring in the bedroom again he would wisely choose death.
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