

Real Madrid Sign Lassana Diarra, Makélélé’s Mini-Me
By: Laurie | December 22nd, 2008

On the left, Claude Makélélé, defensive midfielder and France international, 35 years old. On the right, Lassana Diarra, defensive midfielder and France international, 23 years old. Both are 5′7″ (1.7m) with similar body types. Both used to play at Chelsea. Both currently sport shaved heads. And note the similarities in facial hair. In short, these guys look alike.
And now Diarra has signed with Makélélé’s old club, Real Madrid.
A little history here: Makélélé left Madrid in 2003, a time when their goal was to sign a “Galactico” (Zidane, Figo, Beckham, the original Ronaldo) each year. Management wanted to create a global brand by paying these superstars huge salaries with the expectation that the club would be so phenomenal on the pitch that everybody in the world would pay to be a fan. When Claude asked for an salary a little closer to what his teammates were getting, he was turned down. And so he went to Chelsea. Madrid President Florentino Pérez had this to say at the time:
We will not miss Makélélé. His technique is average, he lacks the speed and skill to take the ball past opponents, and ninety percent of his distribution either goes backwards or sideways. He wasn’t a header of the ball and he rarely passed the ball more than three metres. Younger players will arrive who will cause Makélélé to be forgotten.
Contrast that to the opinion of Zidane, who said:
“Why put another layer of gold paint on the Bentley when you are losing the entire engine?”
Zidane was the one proven right, and Real Madrid struggled to win stuff without Makélélé. (Obviously I’m not saying that it was all due to losing Claude. But management scorn for workhorses who didn’t sell club gear was definitely part of the problem.)
And so Real Madrid finished second a lot. Makélélé, on the other hand, helped Chelsea win a couple of domestic titles, had the position he plays named after him, and went on to become a FIFPro World XI player in 2005.
So does anybody else find it a little…well…odd that Real Madrid has now signed Diarra, Makélélé’s Mini-Me? It makes me think of the guy who dumps the girl because she’s not glamorous enough, then realizes too late he’s made a mistake. And since she’s moved on, he marries her little sister.
Maybe I’m making this too Freudian. Diarra’s a talented player in his own right.
But he’s not Makélélé.
I wonder if they realize that?
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