Relationship Lessons from Thierry Henry and Cristiano Ronaldo

By: Bob | October 17th, 2007

merche_ronaldo4.jpg

Professional athletes can teach us a lot in life. They can show us the fundamentals of the game, how to perform under pressure and the importance of teamwork. They can also teach everyone of us a lesson in how to end a relationship with a hot significant other.

Today’s lesson comes from two of soccer’s biggest players. We’ll start with Thierry Henry who you know by now has departed England for Spain and who has ended his four-year marriage to a model. We learn today that TH14’s blissful home life turned sour because of those dreaded text messages. In this case, the texts came from a make-up artist he apparently met during a commercial filming. The Sun (of course) with the details:

The pair also exchanged a string of raunchy texts – but Henry’s wife Claire discovered them and showed the former Arsenal captain the red card.

A source said: “Claire suspected something was going on, and one day when Thierry left his phone lying around she picked it up and found messages from Sadie. The content of the messages left her under no illusion about what had been going on.

“She immediately rang the number and introduced herself, and the woman on the end of the line hung up.”

Henry is now set to have a £10million divorce payout. Those text messages better have been amazingly steamy.

Cristiano Ronaldo has come up with another way of ending a relationship with a hottie: sleep with prostitutes. That is what C-Ron did and that didn’t sit too well with his flame Gemma Atkinson. Again, The Sun doing God’s work:

“I did go out with Cristiano, but it all ended when he was caught sh*gging prostitutes.

“He didn’t dump me but I didn’t dump him – it just sort of ended. And now I’m seeing someone else, who is semi-famous.”

There you have it. Want to end a relationship with someone men would line up to be with? Start text messaging those prostitutes today.



The Offside Soccer ForumsTeam/International ResultsBet on Soccer games Buy Soccer TicketsTravel to soccer games



Subscribe
 

rss_icon The Offside RSS Feeds

Print
Print article
Share
del.icio.us:Relationship Lessons from Thierry Henry and Cristiano Ronaldo digg:Relationship Lessons from Thierry Henry and Cristiano Ronaldo reddit:Relationship Lessons from Thierry Henry and Cristiano Ronaldo fark:Relationship Lessons from Thierry Henry and Cristiano Ronaldo Y!:Relationship Lessons from Thierry Henry and Cristiano Ronaldo stumbleupon:Relationship Lessons from Thierry Henry and Cristiano Ronaldo

Comments  

  • Thierry |  October 17th, 2007 at 3:09 pm

    cornercorner

    For £10M im ready tp marry with anyone. Little mathematical problem with prostitutes heu…wifes. How many clients or times should have a prostitute to earn £10M in four year? Be careful there is a trap.

    Posted from France France

    cornercorner
  • Laurie |  October 17th, 2007 at 5:28 pm

    cornercorner

    I always thought Thierry Henry’s wife was gorgeous. How the heck could he prefer a make-up artist?!? (The ex-wife is the one in the shirt in this commercial, which I love: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRDpPnBJVuI )

    Posted from United States United States

    cornercorner
  • nicole |  October 31st, 2007 at 3:04 am

    cornercorner

    well i wanna say that look cristiano is avery famous person and toa famousperson to be found in bed with hookers s*ks so i think if i would be in gemma’s place i would do the same thing.Cristiano had not only cheated his girl but to all his fans and we are really disappointed.

    Posted from Hong Kong Hong Kong

    cornercorner

Comments are closed


World Cup 2010 News
Offside RSS Feeds

Search The Offside


 

rounded_corners









Categories


rounded_corners

Send Your Tips!

Found a great story, photo or video that's perfect for The Offside?
Email tips[at]theoffside[dot]com

Related Links


Write for The Offside

LATEST COMMENTS


Archives