

Ronaldo Is Immune To Things Such As Surgery
By: chris | August 13th, 2009
About a month back there were some rumors that Ronaldo, while already under the knife for a broken wrist, had some fat sucked out of this tummy in a surgical BOGO (no clue whether or not this was performed in the back of a van in the club parking lot). And with his return impending, he’s been thrust back in front of the raging piranha pit known as the media. As you can guess, one of the questions was….did you have liposuction, Sir Fatass?
To which Ronaldo replied…
“I don’t even know if I did.
What I do in my private life, as I said before, is exclusive to me,” Ronaldo said. “I don’t have to give explanations to anybody, not to the press and not to the fans. The fans only care about the player Ronaldo.”
I could hardly care less whether or not Ronaldo had liposuction, and I suspect the same can be said for many others.
There is, however, one slight worry with this whole situation: who doesn’t know if they’ve had surgery or not? Surgery, on occasion, does not feel good. You might even say it feels bad. And while I may not be the foremost expert on this, sticking a tube from the wrist surgical site down through to the tummy such that Ronaldo is unaware of his lipo may pose a few problems.
This would lead us to believe that Ronaldo was poked or prodded somewhere in the general tummy vicinity. And from this we can assume…he should probably know about it. There’s also that whole consent thing, which means he likely had to give the go-ahead for his surgery. That is, unless he signed the consent without reading the fine print, just as any good athlete does his professional contract…
And on second thought, this now makes perfect sense.
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