Ronaldo’s Doppelgänger Gets A Job In Porn

By: chris | November 14th, 2008

Even better, Ronaldo’s doppelgänger – basically some chunky bloke grew some chin fuzz and a quasi-afro – his real name unknown as of yet, got to perform in this adult video with one of Ronaldo’s classiest ex-girlfriends, Vivi Brunieri, whose CV also includes very WAGtastic things such as wearing very little clothing while flipping her head back incessantly like she’s having a seizure and wearing none at all (Playboy, of course). Basically The WAG Starter Kit. And now she’s graduating to porn (called Vivi Ronaldinha, My First Time….doubtful), presumably because she can’t get a proper footballer anymore. Ambition is the last refuge of failure.

A “trailer”, if you will, was released – apparently the movie came out a few months ago. Although said “trailer” looks a lot like “creepy guy sneaks onto set and stealthily films with Handycam from window across the way”. Or so they tell me.

And yet The Real Ronaldo is still unemployed. Do you think he could get in on the sequel? After Tranny Surprise Gate, his reputation is fucked anyway. Why not go all out and embrace it?

Dirty Tackle has more pictures and video if you’ve got nothing better to do today and/or are a pervert.