Comments on: Rooney Picks Up Mystery Virus

By: Antonio

Antonio — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 01:53:10 +0000

Michael Owen got mumps from Clara, the 7 dollar hooker. She’ll spend the day for 20$. Good price. I know.

But the mumps really suck….

Laurie — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 00:18:32 +0000

Elle, yeah, Kolo Toure had malaria. And Michael Owen had mumps. Tis the year for exotic EPL diseases.

kovosoccer — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 19:40:48 +0000

I hope he gets back soon he is an exciting player and I love watching him.

elle — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 19:14:57 +0000

didn’t some other premier league players get malaria or something this summer too?

Johnny — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 18:28:38 +0000

I hope “Nigeria” isn’t Fergie’s code word for “Colleen.”

Antonio — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 17:54:46 +0000

That’s what you get for being greedy money munchers…

And paying for sex from Nigerian hookers. (He’s not the greatest looking guy.)

Melissa — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 17:00:13 +0000

This article just screams STD. Good luck with all that, Rooney.