Samuel Eto’o Is Lookin’ To Get Loose

By: chris | January 9th, 2009

Whatever this is just defies description. There are surely some strange stretches out there, but this one seems a bit too personal. At the very least it should be done within the confines of Samuel’s own home. And preferably with a sex worker. Wearing gloves.

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• Laurie |  January 9th, 2009 at 12:08 pm

  
  
  

  This is just sooooo wrong.

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• john |  January 9th, 2009 at 12:11 pm

  
  
  

  That’s just obscene. Heh heh.

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• Johnny |  January 9th, 2009 at 12:35 pm

  
  
  

  What is that position called? The Cozy Cannon?

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• Mike |  January 9th, 2009 at 12:44 pm

  
  
  

  there are many other ways to stretch the hamstrings/ glutes/ abducters/adducters. the pisiform stretch is a perfectly good example and also g-rated

  O_o

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• Kasia |  January 9th, 2009 at 1:32 pm

  
  
  

  I’ve been expecting something weird, but THIS!

  …

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• Rob |  January 9th, 2009 at 2:15 pm

  
  
  

  Wait…Chris posted this, Not Laurie

  it..is a horrible place to get cramp i guess.

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• Laurie |  January 9th, 2009 at 2:19 pm

  
  
  

  Believe me, Rob, I would have posted it if I’d found it first.

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• Laurie |  January 9th, 2009 at 2:48 pm

  
  
  

  And by that I of course mean, “My posts are always demure and I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

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• ronnie |  January 9th, 2009 at 3:11 pm

  
  
  

  hehe,funny

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• Bonnie |  January 9th, 2009 at 4:29 pm

  
  
  

  I actually did an “Oh Laurie…” in my head before I realized it was chris.

  Oh chris…

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• Mustafa |  January 9th, 2009 at 4:43 pm

  
  
  

  umm, i hope that i’m not the only person that knew the “touch me” song, and then immediately went to youtube to listen to the whole song…

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• Ebrahim |  January 9th, 2009 at 5:49 pm

  
  
  

  Yep, rubbing his arse – “dodgy” i thought. Then the camera zoomed out… Bloody hell, that’s just too wrong!

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• Hana |  January 9th, 2009 at 8:14 pm

  
  
  

  Yes. Yes you are Mustafa.

  And…um. Whoa. I…whoa.

  That’s pretty much all that needs to be said in these kinds of situations.

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• JC |  January 10th, 2009 at 1:30 am

  
  
  

  he looks like Henry, if you ask me…

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• Laurie |  January 10th, 2009 at 10:41 am

  
  
  

  I was also thinking that there’s no proof that this is Eto’o. I mean, it’s not like we can see a face.

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• Marco P. |  January 10th, 2009 at 4:19 pm

  
  
  

  You of all people Laurie, should be fairly proficient at recognizing players’ derrières. It is below the belt after all…

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• roberto |  January 10th, 2009 at 7:40 pm

  
  
  

  that must feel soooo good

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• Laurie |  January 11th, 2009 at 12:21 am

  
  
  

  I would just like to state for the record that Marco et al would be amazed at precisely how little interest I have in/time I spend on analyzing players’ lower anatomies.

  When it comes to encouraging others to do this, however, I will admit to being a bit of an enabler.

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