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Samuel Eto’o Is Lookin’ To Get Loose

By: chris | January 9th, 2009

Whatever this is just defies description. There are surely some strange stretches out there, but this one seems a bit too personal. At the very least it should be done within the confines of Samuel’s own home. And preferably with a sex worker. Wearing gloves.

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Laurie

I would just like to state for the record that Marco et al would be amazed at precisely how little interest I have in/time I spend on analyzing players' lower anatomies.

When it comes to encouraging others to do this, however, I will admit to being a bit of an enabler.
Marco P.

You of all people Laurie, should be fairly proficient at recognizing players' derrières. It is below the belt after all...
Laurie

I was also thinking that there's no proof that this is Eto'o. I mean, it's not like we can see a face.
JC

he looks like Henry, if you ask me...
Hana

Yes. Yes you are Mustafa. ;)

And...um. Whoa. I...whoa.

That's pretty much all that needs to be said in these kinds of situations.
Ebrahim

Yep, rubbing his arse - "dodgy" i thought. Then the camera zoomed out... Bloody hell, that's just too wrong!
Mustafa

umm, i hope that i'm not the only person that knew the "touch me" song, and then immediately went to youtube to listen to the whole song...
Bonnie

I actually did an "Oh Laurie..." in my head before I realized it was chris.

Oh chris...
ronnie

hehe,funny
Laurie

And by that I of course mean, "My posts are always demure and I have no idea what you're talking about."
Laurie

Believe me, Rob, I would have posted it if I'd found it first.
Rob

Wait...Chris posted this, Not Laurie :o

it..is a horrible place to get cramp i guess.
Kasia

I've been expecting something weird, but THIS!

...
Mike

there are many other ways to stretch the hamstrings/ glutes/ abducters/adducters. the pisiform stretch is a perfectly good example and also g-rated

O_o
Johnny

What is that position called? The Cozy Cannon?
john

That's just obscene. Heh heh.
Laurie

This is just sooooo wrong.

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