Sarah Brandner: The New Mrs. Shevchenko

Bastian Schweinsteiger is, and let’s call a spade a spade here, an ugly bastard. An ugly bastard dude with money and fame, which tends to attract shallow beer-guzzling, pseudo-model types like Ms. Brandner over there. (See….nearly every WAG imaginable.) And they’re in love, which is nice.

But she’s not the only one who’s in love with Schweini, as Juventus has taken quite the shining to his peroxide-blonde ways (not forgetting that his contract is up in June) and want to whisk him away from Bavaria to heavenly Piedmont. Only Sarah doesn’t fancy Turin so much, and she’s holding up talks, which is pissing off the black & white suits a great deal.

Cobolli Gigli, not one to hold back his tongue:

“I saw photographs of her in the newspapers and she is a beautiful woman. However, a great player should not let his career be dictated by such matters.

“He should be given the freedom to choose the solution that seems most opportune purely from a sporting point of view.”

The old female pulling the transfer strings trick. That’s gone well recently.

So who wants to wager Schweini winds up in Milan next season?

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