So that is what ‘AIG’ stands for

How did the world function before Photoshop and the Internet? It must have been especially difficult taking a piss at teams when you had to rely on carrier pigeons. My own theory is that someone from UEFA is the person responsible for rubbing salt in the wounds of Manchester United fans everywhere. Speaking of the Internet, early indications are that this might be the slowest football news day in the history of slow football news days. Nary a scandal or funny video in sight to carry us through to UEFA Cup semifinals and MLS Thursday night. Today would be an excellent day to send in your tips unless you want to suffer through some seriously random posts in the coming hours. You’ve been forewarned.

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