Soccer anagrams – A Cancer Orgasms

Ignoring the fact that there is a lot of soccer being played today (nice goals by Messi and Voronin), there isn’t much going on in terms of news – and by news I mean scandals, sex tapes and pub fights. How to entertain oneself for the obligatory 8+ hours of work? Break out the anagrams. Unfortunately my name only yields three results. The best is Blob Kettle. The story is a bit different for someone with a name like Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink. The Celtic striker may just be the king of the anagram with 43,479 variations. Here are a few more soccer player anagrams. Surely you can help add to the list.

Cristiano Ronaldo – A Racoons Dirt Loin
Alex Ferguson- Sex Organ Fuel or sex fun galore
George Best- Go Get Beers
Martin Keown – I’m not wanker
Teddy Sheringham – He’d shag dirty men
Peter Crouch – crotch puree
Landon Donovan – Landycakes (well, not really)
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