Soccer anagrams – A Cancer Orgasms

By: Bob | August 15th, 2007

Ignoring the fact that there is a lot of soccer being played today (nice goals by Messi and Voronin), there isn’t much going on in terms of news – and by news I mean scandals, sex tapes and pub fights. How to entertain oneself for the obligatory 8+ hours of work? Break out the anagrams. Unfortunately my name only yields three results. The best is Blob Kettle. The story is a bit different for someone with a name like Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink. The Celtic striker may just be the king of the anagram with 43,479 variations. Here are a few more soccer player anagrams. Surely you can help add to the list.

Cristiano Ronaldo – A Racoons Dirt Loin
Alex Ferguson- Sex Organ Fuel or sex fun galore
George Best- Go Get Beers
Martin Keown – I’m not wanker
Teddy Sheringham – He’d shag dirty men
Peter Crouch – crotch puree
Landon Donovan – Landycakes (well, not really)
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Tags: footballer anagrams, soccer anagrams, ways to kill time at work, World Football

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• Ian |  August 15th, 2007 at 12:36 pm

  
  
  

  Brilliant. My favorite is Lionel Messi.

  Lone Missle.

  Word.

  Posted from United Kingdom

  

• Ian |  August 15th, 2007 at 12:42 pm

  
  
  

  Rangers defender Carlos Cuellar can “Scour All Clear”. Christian Viera “inherits caviar”. I love this, but I’m done now, so that I don’t spam your post. Oh, and work.

  Posted from United Kingdom

  

• Peter |  August 15th, 2007 at 1:03 pm

  
  
  

  He isn’t a racoon’s dirty loin but Francesco Totti is the raccoon fittest.

  Posted from United States

  

• Sam |  August 15th, 2007 at 1:16 pm

  
  
  

  Manchester United Football Club:
  Loud blubs, Eric Cantona left them.

  Posted from Canada

  

• Tomse |  August 15th, 2007 at 11:40 pm

  
  
  

  For the german speakers here are some nice anagrams:
  http://szenenapplaus.de/2006/09/21/adlig-busen/

  Posted from United States

  

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