http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/stem-cells-are-becoming-the-new-magic-spray-for-soccer-players.html League Football, Soccer News and Views from Around the World Mon, 13 Feb 2012 08:57:06 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/stem-cells-are-becoming-the-new-magic-spray-for-soccer-players.html/comment-page-1#comment-419 Will Tue, 29 Aug 2006 03:31:15 +0000 http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/stem-cells-are-becoming-the-new-magic-spray-for-soccer-players.html#comment-419 Do you suppose Peter Crouch is a product of a stem cell transplant gone awry? Do you suppose Peter Crouch is a product of a stem cell transplant gone awry?

]]> http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/stem-cells-are-becoming-the-new-magic-spray-for-soccer-players.html/comment-page-1#comment-418 Steven Tue, 29 Aug 2006 03:17:10 +0000 http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/stem-cells-are-becoming-the-new-magic-spray-for-soccer-players.html#comment-418 It is about time that they started putting those damn embryos to some use other than as Easter eggs. It is about time that they started putting those damn embryos to some use other than as Easter eggs.

]]> http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/stem-cells-are-becoming-the-new-magic-spray-for-soccer-players.html/comment-page-1#comment-415 Wendall Tue, 29 Aug 2006 02:18:38 +0000 http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/stem-cells-are-becoming-the-new-magic-spray-for-soccer-players.html#comment-415 As part of contract negotiations, do clubs offer genetically optimal concubines for the players to mate with so they can produce children with the highest quality stem cells? As part of contract negotiations, do clubs offer genetically optimal concubines for the players to mate with so they can produce children with the highest quality stem cells?

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