That Penis is clearly not David Beckham’sBy: Bob | April 18th, 2007
It is the penis seen around the world. Or at least the World Wide Web world. If your Internet connection seems a little slow today it is because everyone is clogging the pipes looking at some NSFW pictures of David Beckham naked. The million dollar question on all of our minds is whether they are fake or are they real? It is obvious to me. Clearly he can’t bend it like that.
David’s spokesman insists the images are not authentic, saying: “The picture is a fake. The head is from a photoshoot we did in 2004 – and that penis is clearly not his!”
Clearly it is not. But whose penis is that and what is it doing on David Beckham’s body? Inquiring minds certainly want to know…