That Penis is clearly not David Beckham’s

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i want to know who is the man of this penis.

wes funny he is the one to talk.

Yes, because Backham has the legs of a black man
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You guys are the cutest bloggers EVER!!! Plus I just got to show my daughter the Messi as Maradona goal eighteen times. Thank GAWD the possibly Beckham penis didn't come up that far on the screen (let's not try to edit that sentence). OK Bob, all penis questions to Laurie -- remember we're not supposed to be singling Beckham out for special attention over the other boys.
I'm so excited to have accidentally been wearing my Barcelona hoodie today, and therefore clearly at least partly responsible for Messi's magnificent performance, that I won't even ask Laurie to describe the handling of penis...registration to her loyal readers.
Oh hell, everyone should just post the Ali G. interview link again -- it has better shelf life. Eighteen dancing goal viewings later and I'm (almost) ready to take the yams out of the trash. A football geek, can barely keep my mind in the gutter.

Thank you, Bob. My mother will be so proud.

Diane, I will defer all Beckham penis-related questions to Laurie from here on out.

It's true, Diane. Yes, it is a closely guarded secret, usually revealed only to bloggers such as ourselves, butin order to play professional soccer, you must register your private parts in the International Soccer Players' Penis Registry.

And how this registration process is handled... Well, let's just not go there, okay?

OK, Bob and Laurie, quit skulking around behind our backs and out with the truth! I accidentally dropped in here in search of something seriously football, seriously, and there the two of you are toying with information your readers are craving. Apparently it is now clear to BOTH Becks' spokespersons AND Bob that the www examined penis is not a Becks penis. All your readers want to know is HOW is that made clear???
Even though I am EXTREMELY happily married, if I have been averring my eyes from footballers kitted crotches so efficiently that I am missing something that would make their unkitted crotches identifiable, I think I have the right to know.
Be brutally frank.

Imagine the damage he could do to skinny old Posh with that thing...

Guess you'll miss out on seeing the penis tattoo story again...

Oh, and how amusing do I find it that you have a tagline reading "Penis."

Get many searches for that one on a soccer blog, do we?

(And here is where my dying of curiosity, no-self-control self is doing battle with my mature, grown-up, mom self. But I have NOT clicked on the tagline. Yet.)

One of my commenters said that there's an article that compares the body part in question with a yam. And then posts a photo of a yam beside it for comparison purposes.

I will never, ever even be able to look at another yam. In fact, I think I will now have to avoid the produce aisle for the rest of my life, on the off chance that I might take a wrong turn and unexpectedly find myself gazing on a yam.

Clearly it is fake. He has no balls.