The Jesus “I am Victory” Soccer Figurine

By: Bob | April 16th, 2007

After he wasn’t chosen for the starting XI in the ultimate game of good versus evil, you would have thought that Jesus would have hung up his boots and walked across the desert in despair. Fear not, he is still kicking it in the form of a soccer playing Jesus figurine. The “I am Victory” figurine is part of a new series of interpretations of the holy one (mmm Jesus riding a motorcycle) and it will retail for somewhere in the neighborhood of $25. I suppose your kids could have fun with them. Hey, go get your GI Joe and let’s go play “Turn the Other Cheek”.

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• Trent |  April 16th, 2007 at 12:47 pm

  
  
  

  Verily My son, you have been nutmegged. And it is good.

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• Laurie |  April 16th, 2007 at 12:47 pm

  
  
  

  I am SHOCKED! I am APPALLED! You are SO going to hell for reporting on this!

  Where can I get mine?

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• Hannah |  April 16th, 2007 at 1:58 pm

  
  
  

  I want one. Do you think I can bring Soccer Jesus to Passover next year?

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• Ian |  April 16th, 2007 at 2:13 pm

  
  
  

  He’s even got golden boots. Soccer Christ FTW.

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• Laurie |  April 16th, 2007 at 3:01 pm

  
  
  

  I think those are Zidane’s boots. What does this tell you? Eh?

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• Ian |  April 16th, 2007 at 5:11 pm

  
  
  

  Are you suggesting that Zidane is the Galaxy’s saviour, Laurie? We’re treading on dangerous idolatry ground now – watch out.

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• Ian |  November 29th, 2007 at 2:23 am

  
  
  

  Why is he white ? I would have expected him to have a more middle-eastern appearance.

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• Ian |  November 29th, 2007 at 2:28 am

  
  
  

  Also, he’ll be no good with his head with that crown of thorns…

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