The Jesus “I am Victory” Soccer Figurine

By: Bob | April 16th, 2007
   

jesus-soccer-figurine.jpgAfter he wasn’t chosen for the starting XI in the ultimate game of good versus evil, you would have thought that Jesus would have hung up his boots and walked across the desert in despair. Fear not, he is still kicking it in the form of a soccer playing Jesus figurine. The “I am Victory” figurine is part of a new series of interpretations of the holy one (mmm Jesus riding a motorcycle) and it will retail for somewhere in the neighborhood of $25. I suppose your kids could have fun with them. Hey, go get your GI Joe and let’s go play “Turn the Other Cheek”.


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  • Ian
    Also, he'll be no good with his head with that crown of thorns...
  • Ian
    Why is he white ? I would have expected him to have a more middle-eastern appearance.
  • Ian
    Are you suggesting that Zidane is the Galaxy's saviour, Laurie? We're treading on dangerous idolatry ground now - watch out.
  • I think those are Zidane's boots. What does this tell you? Eh?
  • Ian
    He's even got golden boots. Soccer Christ FTW.
  • I want one. Do you think I can bring Soccer Jesus to Passover next year?
  • I am SHOCKED! I am APPALLED! You are SO going to hell for reporting on this!

    Where can I get mine?
  • Verily My son, you have been nutmegged. And it is good.
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