The New Balotelli Has New Meaning

He’s probably got a long way to go before becoming the new Balotelli, if that upper ninety corner finish was quite smooth, but this is a good start. Of course, every boy under the age of 18 does this in front of their bedroom mirror, so what’s a little bit of doing it on a pitch?

This space reserved for comment on the frightening thoughts of today’s youth mimicking Mario Balotelli.

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Category: World Football