The Offside Rewind: A Simple High Five will do

By: Bob | August 17th, 2007

If you do the crime you must do the time
Or you can simply hide away while owning a team
Roy Keane isn’t impressed with these ladies
It was a good week for the Superliga
This Jozy ain’t no pussycat
Don’t even think about asking the boss for a raise
The season’s first hookers scandal

Thanks to everyone who participated this week. It was fun. Daryl is taking the weekend off and I am in transit. That means the left hand column of the home page may or may not be updated until Monday. The right hand column, in all its team and league blog glory, will continue to roll on so please do check it out. For those of you who are lower than my current 149th place in The Offside Fantasy League you might want to spend the weekend taking up a new hobby. For those of you who are ahead of me, I’m coming after you…even with Cristiano Ronaldo in my lineup. Crap! Have a great weekend.

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man u 4 eva

that picture is priceless!
chris

Forgot about that, Laurie (thankfully).

Good point. Both Bob and Daryl should be punished to the full extent of the law.
Laurie

Chris, I don't find that one quite as bad as the one last weekend, where Daryl left us for hours and hours with the photo of the guy who had the club crest carved into his short-n-curlies.

Just when you think it's safe to invite your mom (or mother-in-law. Or kids, for that matter) to read your stuff...

Oh. Wait. No. It's never been safe. This is the Offside. What was I thinking?
matt

bob, have you thought about just taking the 20 point loss for switching out ronaldo? i did that...i gave up 40 this week. looks like that evened out with bent finally showing up. and holy crap michael owen is warming up on the sideline
chris

So you're going to leave us hanging for a weekend, which is fine. But you're going to leave us hanging with a pic of some dude grabbing another's cojingles?

Not cool. Not cool at all.
tina

lol, where do you find these pictures??