The Offside Rewind: All Twisted Up

• The Return of Nightmare on Abel Street
• Naming stadiums after genitalia is a growing trend
• Adolph Hitler hits the motivational speech circuit
• Gazza looks like he enjoys hanging out with the Bobbies
• The Shrimp are big and tasty this week
• Will they call the award the Buffon d’Or this year?
• If you aren’t on the Lapland bandwagon already, you should be
• Sing loud, sing proud

I had a lot of fun this week, kids, so there is a 99.9% chance I will be back for more on Monday. Thanks for your comments and emails. Thanks to the team and league bloggers for their efforts. If you’d like to captain a blog of your own or if you are seeking answers to life’s big questions, you can contact me at bob [at] theoffside.com. Stay safe, have fun and do your country proud with a donation or two this weekend.

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