The Offside Rewind: As Fun as Kissing your Sister

The next time you see Zizou you might want to avoid talking about his sister;

MLS follows the World Wrestling Federation entertainment model for a change;

Speaking of wrasslin’, Ben Thatcher’s elbow should be inside the squared circle;

William Gallas and Jose Mourinho are ready for a steel cage death match of their own;

Naked football players and the Internet are the new peanut butter and jelly;

There have been incredibly fast goals and incredible numbers of goals;

If your team is sponsored by the devil, it might send you to the grave.

That’s it until Monday. Thanks as always for visiting the site and leaving your comments. Your thoughts and suggestions are also welcomed at bob [at] theoffside.com. Have a fun and safe weekend wherever ye may be.

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