The Offside Rewind: Making Tracks

• His penis got some action
• Binocular soccer is dangerous
• In my first act as owner I hereby declare that the beer at the stadium be free
• You are jealous, people.
• They’re just 160,000 supporters away from being the world’s biggest club
• Wayne Rooney is a learned man
• The kit man won’t win any spelling bees

Many, many thanks to each and every one of you for making my job and my life so much fun over the past couple of years. Daryl will be in this weekend to keep the ball moving and next week Martha, Laurie and Chris will join the fray. You’ll want to check it out. I know I will. Be good, my friends.

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