The Offside Rewind: The Game is Beautiful

• The almost perfect birthday gift
• A great story coming to a movie theater near you
• The most valuable players have a different value
• Welcome to the land of opportunity
• You can’t trust parents these days
• Nor can you trust tattoo artists
• And you certainly can’t trust video games to keep the kids quiet
• But you can always trust that there will be a goalkeeper sex tape on the horizon

That will do it for me this week. Thank you to the bloggers, commenters and visitors to this little corner of cyberspace. It is awesome to have some new team blogs up and running. If you would like to join the fray and write for The Offside the world is your oyster and we’d love to have you. I will be back on Monday to further this era of enlightenment in which we live. Be safe, enjoy the weekend action and always look twice before crossing the street.

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