The Offside Rewind: Tighten your Belt

• Lionel Messi mesmerizes
• Putting David Beckham’s penis to rest once and for all
• Yes, we are writing about 3-year-olds now
• Elton John causing hell
• Start practicing your Ukrainian and Polish
• An Angel has arrived in MLS
• Stefan Kuntz versus David Seaman, and other unusual names
• What would Jesus kick?

And they all lived happily ever after. Thank you everyone for another excellent week. I will be back on Monday. Next week we have another round of Champions League games and my fingers are itching to LiveBlog during them. If you aspire to change the world one blog at a time and are interested in joining our crew, get in touch. Have fun this weekend, enjoy the football, be safe, and do stop to smell the roses.

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