The Offside Rewind: Watch your Back

• Time to re-define the meaning of champions
• The itchy scalp strikes again
• Someone needs to check his DNA for mental deficiencies
• Blackmail scams never work, right?
• Puberty must suck when you are signed for a couple million
• Sometimes dreams really do come true
• Those message boards attract all types

It has been a slow news week so I am going to take the weekend off to do something about. I hope to get into a bar fight with a footballer, blackmail some more players in Italy and secretly film a sex tape featuring your favorite player. My work is cut out for me but I will be back on Monday with all the goods. Thanks to the bloggers, commentors, and everyone else who contributed this week. If you think blogging is sexy and want your own blog get in touch. Be safe this weekend, have as much fun as a barrel of monkeys and go ahead and kiss me because I’m Irish

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