The Offside Rewind: We didn’t Start the Fire

By: Bob | September 29th, 2006
   

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* If there is a worse injury than a split scrotum we don’t want to know
* There are blown goals and then there is the worst blown goal ever
* Bow down and kiss the finger of Palermo
* Retro print ads celebrating head butts are cool
* Gender questionable twin mascots on the other hand, not so cool
* DC United probably won’t trade its Park Place for the Reading Railroad
* The human windmill gives hope to freaks everywhere

The final whistle has blown on this week and since we didn’t receive any red card we think we will be back for more fun on Monday. Thanks to all who have contributed comments, emails and large deposits of money to our offshore bank account. To transfer your funds today or to shoot the shite, we can be reached at bob [at] theoffside.com. Be safe, have fun and don’t go swimming until at least 30 minutes after you have eaten.


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