The Offside Rewind: We Need a New Game Plan

• Peter Crouch’s sweetie is in your dreams
• Raise a toast to Paul Jewell at 4 am
• Stay away from dangerous referees
• Time to re-learn all the things you never learned in history class
• Stay humble, never show off
• If you are good little boy you might just get a pony and Juventus players for Christmas
• Just call him Pavel Goldie Kurt Jenna Nedved

Another week, another 33 posts, and none of them increased your intelligence or improved your looks. Mission accomplished. Thanks to the team and league bloggers for their efforts. Read their stuff, you’ll like it. Contact me if you want to captain your own blog. Thanks to all for your comments, emails, story tips and readership. I’ve nominated you all for the Humanitarian of the Year award. I will be back on Monday for what surely will be another epic week of something or other. Be safe, stay sane and have yourself a merry little weekend.

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