Meh. What’s the difference.

Dave, you know what’s really scary? The fact that I was so taken by this song, I checked to see if it was available on iTunes.

It wasn’t. I think it’s just as well.

I rather not but this “forever in your debt” might come in handy sometime, so here you go:

(Kahn) (Kahn)
He’s bringing a lot of culture to the pitch,
not just with his hair style.
(Kahn)
He is drinking champaigne from cups,
and gets good money for it.
(Kahn)
His calves are well trained,
and he gets to bath with lots of men.
(Kahn)
But he doesn’t let anyone come near him
and this man is called Oliver Kahn
(Kahn)
This Kahn cannot be stopped
he has pimples on his feet.
he is the captain on deck
he’s throwing himself in the mud for us.

This Kahn can fly sometimes
and hardly keeps lying on the ground.
When he sees red he gets send off.
(Kahn) (Kahn)
Visiting brothels and trading drugs
doesn’t fit Olli’s lifestyle.
(Kahn)
He is eating healthy
his tummy is flat and the ball is round.
(Kahn)
If the pitch isn’t heated,
he reacts mildly aggressive.
(Kahn)
He seldomly takes the tram,
and this man is called Oliver Kahn.
bla bla bla
(Kahn Kahn)
bla bla bla
(Kahn)
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