This is no longer a vacation. It’s a quest. It’s a quest for fun.

I’m gonna have fun and you’re gonna have fun. We’re all gonna have so much fucking fun we’ll need plastic surgery to remove our godamn smiles. You’ll be whistling ‘Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah’ out of you’re assholes!

Even when you spend your days posting videos of half naked woman playing soccer and reading stories about the indiscretions of footballers you need a break from time to time. Now is that time. I’ll be on vacation until September 17 trying to remember what life was like before Al Gore invented the Internet. The blog must go on, however, so we’ve assembled a great crew of bloggers to carry the torch in my absence.

The scheduled lineup:

9/7-9/9 – Daryl of weekend The Offside fame
9/10 – Inara of Lyon Offside fame
9/11 – Trent of Arsenal Offside and Ecuador World Cup Blog fame
9/12 – Chris of Roma Offside fame
9/13 – Martha of Italy Offside fame
9/14-9/16 – Daryl

Enjoy their words of wisdom, post your own wisdomy words in your comments, and have yourself a nice vacation from having to suffer through my poor grammar and dodgy video choices.

See you bright and early and hungover on the 17th.

–Bob

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