This Just In: Beckham doesn’t walk on water, sells a buttload of shirts
By: Bob | July 12th, 2007
The Associated Press reports that David Beckham has indeed boarded an airplane to fly to Los Angeles. Speculation earlier in the week had Goldenballs either walking across the Atlantic or using the air in his wife’s head to power a hot air balloon. As of press time it was unclear whether Beckham selected chicken or fish for his in-flight meal. It is expected that this, and a million other critical questions, will be answered Friday during a live press conference where the international superstar will don the same shirt that 250,000 people have already purchased. Stay tuned for our exclusive coverage that you won’t find on millions of other sites, magazines, television stations or bathroom walls.
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Curse you! I have a post all ready to go using THIS PHOTO when my self-imposed that-new-Galaxy-player-related forty-eight-hour posting ban is up in…oh…twenty minutes.
But does yours also include one of Posh spread-eagled in stilettos on a car hood?
I thought not.
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Oh, P.S. I’ve always wondered this. How is “buttload” quantified, exactly?
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The closer we get to the Beckhams’ arrival (sadly they’re a package deal) the more dubious this whole ‘next chapter’ seems. There’s little doubt in my mind that ‘Posh’ is behind this bollix.
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hot shit, the paparazzi got a picture of posh and becks after their first date in ‘that’ motel room?
daaaamn, those guys are good…
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