This Week’s Special Moments, Brought to you by the UEFA Champions League

By: Laurie | February 28th, 2009

“Oh, Frank. How could you go to the tabloids? You’ve taken our special moment in the shower and turned it into something…cheap and tawdry“.

“I am sorry, Cristiano, but you are not hot enough to swap shirts with me today. Lose the hair gel and check back with me on the return leg.”

“Wow, you’re right, Pepe. Soft! What moisturizer do you use?”

“You may have scored on me, Lisandro, but I am still prettier than you!”

“I dunno. I was taking a nap here on the pitch when that whole gravity thing just stopped working.”

–OR–

“Please don’t mention this to the FIFA anti-doping people, okay?”

“Cristiano swore I’d get more chicks if I wore hair gel and practiced the Macarena.”

“Don’t worry, Manuel. I just finished a six-week online course in chiropractics.”

“Eww! Dude, you’ve got enough ear wax in there to keep the Catholic church in candles for a month!”

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Marco P.

Ahah great quote on the Julio Cesar pic (gravity).
Ro

ROFL Great post Laurie

and LOL on that Hamsik thing...it said it when I opened it too.
Foreverzidane

What the hell was the blond streaks with Samir Nasri?
It's matching his indecisive and confused plays on the pitch! Soooooooo Disappointing!
Laurie

Oh, and also? When I click on the Hamsik photos, the Google Adsense ad reads, "Is your husband gay?"

Just thought everybody should know.
Laurie

That's so funny you would mention Hamsik. I was just watching a Napoli game a couple of weeks ago (first one of the season, because basically life is too short to watch Serie A) and looking at Hamsik's hair and thinking, "Oh. Dear. Lord."
Laurie

Alessio, actually, my thought process on the Zlatan-Cristiano picture ran along the lines of "Wonder what he-man Zlatan is thinking as he talks to uber-metrosexual Cristiano." Not me judging. More of analyzing a culture clash.

The van Persie 'do, though? Not sure how anybody could take that one seriously.
Tommy Wong

http://www.epltalk.com/wp-cont...

By looking at that picture, no.
Aaron

this is hilarious!
Laurie

Also, look at Cristiano from the side. Does anybody else think he's had a chin implant?
Laurie

Anti hair gel? Moi?
Tommy Wong

Laurie has a personal agenda against hair-gel I suspect.
Hawk

Great post!