This Week’s Special Moments, Brought to you by the UEFA Champions League

By: Laurie | February 28th, 2009

“Oh, Frank. How could you go to the tabloids? You’ve taken our special moment in the shower and turned it into something…cheap and tawdry“.

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“I am sorry, Cristiano, but you are not hot enough to swap shirts with me today. Lose the hair gel and check back with me on the return leg.”

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“Wow, you’re right, Pepe. Soft! What moisturizer do you use?”

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“You may have scored on me, Lisandro, but I am still prettier than you!”

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“I dunno. I was taking a nap here on the pitch when that whole gravity thing just stopped working.”

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“Please don’t mention this to the FIFA anti-doping people, okay?”

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“Cristiano swore I’d get more chicks if I wore hair gel and practiced the Macarena.”

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“Don’t worry, Manuel. I just finished a six-week online course in chiropractics.”

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“Eww! Dude, you’ve got enough ear wax in there to keep the Catholic church in candles for a month!”

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• Hawk |  February 28th, 2009 at 2:10 pm

  
  
  

  Great post!

  Posted from Armenia

  

• Rob |  February 28th, 2009 at 3:32 pm

  
  
  

  Haha! Good stuff.

  The Totti/Almunia one is loaded with homoerotisism!

  Posted from Austria

  

• Tommy Wong |  February 28th, 2009 at 3:47 pm

  
  
  

  Laurie has a personal agenda against hair-gel I suspect.

  Posted from United States

  

• Laurie |  February 28th, 2009 at 3:58 pm

  
  
  

  Anti hair gel? Moi?

  Posted from United States

  

• Laurie |  February 28th, 2009 at 4:00 pm

  
  
  

  Also, look at Cristiano from the side. Does anybody else think he’s had a chin implant?

  Posted from United States

  

• Aaron |  February 28th, 2009 at 4:01 pm

  
  
  

  this is hilarious!

  Posted from United States

  

• Tommy Wong |  February 28th, 2009 at 4:04 pm

  
  
  

  http://www.epltalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/cristiano-ronaldo-sporting-lisbon.jpg

  By looking at that picture, no.

  Posted from United States

  

• alessio |  February 28th, 2009 at 4:42 pm

  
  
  

  Is the hair gel better or worse than Zlatan Zingaro’s funky haircut, Laurie?

  Posted from Spain

  

• Laurie |  February 28th, 2009 at 5:09 pm

  
  
  

  Alessio, actually, my thought process on the Zlatan-Cristiano picture ran along the lines of “Wonder what he-man Zlatan is thinking as he talks to uber-metrosexual Cristiano.” Not me judging. More of analyzing a culture clash.

  The van Persie ‘do, though? Not sure how anybody could take that one seriously.

  Posted from United States

  

• alessio |  February 28th, 2009 at 6:10 pm

  
  
  

  You don’t watch much Serie A, do you? I think Napoli’s Marek Hamsik has that look copyrighted.

  http://www.daylife.com/photo/0auIbildQy5xY

  And this is him correcting it.

  http://www.daylife.com/photo/0a3C0eB5Tp4Du

  Posted from Spain

  

• Laurie |  February 28th, 2009 at 6:15 pm

  
  
  

  That’s so funny you would mention Hamsik. I was just watching a Napoli game a couple of weeks ago (first one of the season, because basically life is too short to watch Serie A) and looking at Hamsik’s hair and thinking, “Oh. Dear. Lord.”

  Posted from United States

  

• Laurie |  February 28th, 2009 at 8:18 pm

  
  
  

  Oh, and also? When I click on the Hamsik photos, the Google Adsense ad reads, “Is your husband gay?”

  Just thought everybody should know.

  Posted from United States

  

• Foreverzidane |  February 28th, 2009 at 9:07 pm

  
  
  

  What the hell was the blond streaks with Samir Nasri?
  It’s matching his indecisive and confused plays on the pitch! Soooooooo Disappointing!

  Posted from Austria

  

• Ro |  February 28th, 2009 at 11:11 pm

  
  
  

  ROFL Great post Laurie

  and LOL on that Hamsik thing…it said it when I opened it too.

  Posted from United States

  

• Marco P. |  March 2nd, 2009 at 12:21 pm

  
  
  

  Ahah great quote on the Julio Cesar pic (gravity).

  Posted from Austria

  

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