Comments on: Tom Cruise in $80 million LA Galaxy Takeover Bid. Ha

By: Daz

Daz — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 22:41:09 +0000

How long before David Beckham gets roped into Scientology by the chief Grand-Daddy High-Priest Lord Cruise? I give it about 25 seconds after touch-down in La-La Land.

By: diane

diane — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 20:34:27 +0000

I am leaving the country. After all, Mr. Cruise IS said to have spent $35 million on a house in the Beckham’s new neighborhood a couple of weeks after they bought theirs. Coincidence, salacious rumors, you never know…but if it is true, what’s $80 million for a national franchise? I’m packing.

I should also go talk to Laurie about doing a post on restraining orders–she mentions them quite frequently– just in case ALL of this cruiseattention is not COMPLETELY welcome.

Oy VEY!!!!!!!!!

By: Laurie

Laurie — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 16:35:39 +0000

You may have beaten me in posting this article, but MY post includes phrases like, “While the transactions of the moglie of the English centrocampista do not go to swollen sails…” Can you say the same? I think not.

By: Peter

Peter — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 16:17:57 +0000

Becks, Tomkat and L. Ron Hubbard are the perfect storm.

By: Brian

Brian — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 16:05:02 +0000

Yes.

I heard he keeps Katie Holmes chained to the floor, has put in a bid for Area 51, and never did the dirty with Nicole Kidman.