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	<title>Comments on: Top 10 Dumbest Football Injuries</title>
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		<title>By: Harold</title>
		<link>http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/top-10-dumbest-football-injuries.html#comment-134519</link>
		<dc:creator>Harold</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 16:46:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why was Romalho prescribed a suppository for a dental treatment?  Maybe his dentist should share in the blame on that one.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why was Romalho prescribed a suppository for a dental treatment?  Maybe his dentist should share in the blame on that one.</p>
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		<title>By: Rob</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 14:10:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Darius Vassell, now that is just stupidity. Very funny list though, Beasant+Mayo is my all time favourite. I thought Rio Ferdinand got injured via a coffee table once, but i&#039;m not sure.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Darius Vassell, now that is just stupidity. Very funny list though, Beasant+Mayo is my all time favourite. I thought Rio Ferdinand got injured via a coffee table once, but i&#8217;m not sure.</p>
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		<title>By: foureyedkoko</title>
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		<dc:creator>foureyedkoko</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 06:21:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>#1 and #2 especially funny considering they are keepers, maybe they need their gloves to hold things</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>#1 and #2 especially funny considering they are keepers, maybe they need their gloves to hold things</p>
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		<title>By: liveD</title>
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		<dc:creator>liveD</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:27:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>if I&#039;m not mistaken, David James once hurt his arm for trying to reach his remote control on the table -__-</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>if I&#8217;m not mistaken, David James once hurt his arm for trying to reach his remote control on the table -__-</p>
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		<title>By: Brooks</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brooks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:11:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think some of these are even funnier when you imagine they were done in irrational fits of rage...

#5: &quot;AHHH GET THESE GOLF CLUBS OUT MY CAR!!! I WILL REMOVE THEM IN A MANNER CONSISTENT WITH MY DISPLEASURE!!! AHHHH MY TEEF!!!

#8: &quot;I CANNOT READ MY BOARDING PASS SO I MUST GO IN FOR A CLOSER LOOK!!! I DEMAND TO KNOW IF I HAVE A WINDOW SEAT!!! AHHH THE SEAT NUMBER IS SCRATCHING MY CORNEA!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think some of these are even funnier when you imagine they were done in irrational fits of rage&#8230;</p>
<p>#5: &#8220;AHHH GET THESE GOLF CLUBS OUT MY CAR!!! I WILL REMOVE THEM IN A MANNER CONSISTENT WITH MY DISPLEASURE!!! AHHHH MY TEEF!!!</p>
<p>#8: &#8220;I CANNOT READ MY BOARDING PASS SO I MUST GO IN FOR A CLOSER LOOK!!! I DEMAND TO KNOW IF I HAVE A WINDOW SEAT!!! AHHH THE SEAT NUMBER IS SCRATCHING MY CORNEA!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Fredorrarci</title>
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		<dc:creator>Fredorrarci</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 01:44:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>For the life of me I can&#039;t remember who it was, but there was an English league player who once decided to wipe the sweat from his brow with an empty crisp packet. He cut his eyeball.</description>
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