Victoria Beckham probably isn’t the solution to the LA Dodgers’ Pitching Problems

By: Bob | June 12th, 2007

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This picture makes you wonder why more major league baseball players don’t wear high heeled sneakers when they play. Barry Bonds would have broken the home run record by now if he did. So, the women in the practical and stylish shoes is Posh Beckham who tossed out the first pitch Monday evening at an LA Dodgers baseball game as part of the whole campaign to make the upcoming Beckhams reality television show a little less boring than we all know it is going to be. Whether that means she gave lap dances to the Dodgers’ relief staff or was used as a fungo bat by the players is something we’ll have to tune in to see when the train wreck hits the airwaves. Apparently her ceremonial first toss was slightly more on target than a Beckham World Cup penalty kick.

In other Beckham-related news that you don’t really want to read but you probably will anyway:

  • Jennifer Aniston’s new man is Posh’s friend (Hollywood Scoop)
  • Posh had lunch with Perez Hilton but did not dine with Paris Hilton in jail (TMZ)
  • The world eagerly awaits some new tunes from the Spice Girls (Dirty Rotten Gossip)
  • The Skinny Bitch Diet sounds like a healthy way to live (Belfast Telegraph)
  • David Beckham misses training due to injury *Warning: this link is an actual soccer story* (IHT)


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  • Laurie |  June 12th, 2007 at 10:34 am

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    Bravo on this photo. I’d been trying to track down one that included footwear, because I knew without even seeing them that they would be just this ridiculous.

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  • Chris |  June 12th, 2007 at 2:39 pm

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    She’s pathetic, the Dodgers should only have let her on the field if they were going to use her head for batting practice.

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  • ben |  June 12th, 2007 at 7:17 pm

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    Well what’d you expect? She’s Posh. Sporty would’ve thrown a sinking fastball down the middle of the plate.

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  • Big John |  June 13th, 2007 at 7:31 am

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    I smolder with generic rage at this post. I hate Posh so much. When I heard of the Becks move, I was hoping she died in a fire* before she had a chance to infect my country.

    *ok, not really but you get it

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  • Anthony |  June 13th, 2007 at 7:49 am

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    @Big John

    Posh in a fire? Did you see the end of ‘Child’s Play II?’ Plastic doesn’t die, it just melts and screams ‘You stupid bitc-’ and falls in with the rest of molten polywhatever.

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  • Pedro P |  June 13th, 2007 at 9:05 am

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    Bob,
    Victoria is kinda cute, but she’s sooooooooooo (Somebody please teach me the right word in english for “absolute bad-taste”… She’s even worse than Cristiano Ronaldo (by the way, it would be nice people would start realizing his name is without any “h”, Cristiano and not Christiano)… And yes, in PT it is still a somewhat uncomun name… Some backword snobish people might consider it “kitsch”… :-)

    Go back to Helen Svedin, please, Bob… Please… laurie, help us out here… Or even a brunette of the same calibre as Helen. But not Victoria… ;-) She’s OK, she’s cute, attractive, but… Oh well…

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  • diane |  June 13th, 2007 at 2:06 pm

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    Hi Bob, I was just over at Laurie’s getting therapy regarding why I keep finding myself coming to Posh’s defense . It’s clearly a complete lack of self control, or maybe the extreme bodily harm suggestions do give me the creeps…I have GOT to go find some grains of salt…

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  • safaa |  July 28th, 2007 at 8:31 am

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    hey chek out http://vordona.blogspot.com/

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  • Lena |  November 14th, 2007 at 10:24 am

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    What a ridiculous photo. She’s a public disgrace !!!!

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