Comments on: Wayne Rooney does a Dirty Sanchez http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/wayne-rooney-does-a-dirty-sanchez.html League Football, Soccer News and Views from Around the World Sun, 29 Nov 2009 09:45:33 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Yevy http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/wayne-rooney-does-a-dirty-sanchez.html#comment-50786 Yevy Sat, 11 Aug 2007 06:38:23 +0000 http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/wayne-rooney-does-a-dirty-sanchez.html#comment-50786 All I could think about when watching this was Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Rooney! All I could think about when watching this was Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.

Rooney!

]]> By: wsc http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/wayne-rooney-does-a-dirty-sanchez.html#comment-50774 wsc Sat, 11 Aug 2007 05:01:35 +0000 http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/wayne-rooney-does-a-dirty-sanchez.html#comment-50774 it's not like they don't wash their hands, Laurie. i'm more worried about these people though: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Upright_Citizens_Brigade#Ass_Pennies it’s not like they don’t wash their hands, Laurie. i’m more worried about these people though:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Upright_Citizens_Brigade#Ass_Pennies

]]> By: Laurie http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/wayne-rooney-does-a-dirty-sanchez.html#comment-50754 Laurie Sat, 11 Aug 2007 02:07:52 +0000 http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/wayne-rooney-does-a-dirty-sanchez.html#comment-50754 I can't believe nobody else has left comments here. Cowards. And I also can't believe you included that link. And I can't believe I clicked on it. (I always do, even when I <em>know</em> I'm going to regret it. If there is such a thing as Impulse Control Disorder, I am a victim.) And I can't believe that Wikipedia contains an entry for...for...this particular topic. But what really boggles my mind? The fact that this particular issue actually floats some folks' boats. And the fact that these people are otherwise out in society -- meeting, greeting, shaking hands, engaging in the occasional social cheek-kissing... This is me, heading out to drown myself in hand-sanitizer. I can’t believe nobody else has left comments here. Cowards.

And I also can’t believe you included that link. And I can’t believe I clicked on it. (I always do, even when I know I’m going to regret it. If there is such a thing as Impulse Control Disorder, I am a victim.) And I can’t believe that Wikipedia contains an entry for…for…this particular topic.

But what really boggles my mind? The fact that this particular issue actually floats some folks’ boats. And the fact that these people are otherwise out in society — meeting, greeting, shaking hands, engaging in the occasional social cheek-kissing…

This is me, heading out to drown myself in hand-sanitizer.

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