Wayne Rooney’s Brother has a future as a Wayne Rooney Lookalike

The future is looking bright for Wayne Rooney’s brother Graham. He already is a television star and now the 19-year-old is being offered the opportunity to have a career as a Wayne Rooney lookalike. Does someone have the number of a good psychologist? This lad is going to need one in about five years’ time.

After washing down the big grain of salt that is always consumed when reading a story in The Sun, we learn that Graham Rooney and his lass Carly Gardiner have been in demand on the celebrity lookalike circuit (yes, there is a circuit) after the couple was photographed at the birthday party of Wayne’s WAG Colleen. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see that the two couples look somewhat similar. A big shock since Wayne and Graham are brothers and, Carly and Colleen share cousins genes as well as a propensity for looking trampy.

Susan Scott, a lookalikes agency boss, said: “I would love to have them on my books. They have added value as they are genuine relatives.

“They could make £500 each per appearance — or possibly even double that.”

Ignoring the fact that there is a woman whose job title is “Lookalikes Agency Boss,” what would you do if you shelled out £500 to have them appear at your party or office function? Would you have Graham attack a lookalike Cristiano Ronaldo? Would you have Carly read from Colleen’s book? Or would you simply shoot yourself for being so stupid?

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