What Did Cristiano Ronaldo’s Text Messages REALLY Say?

By: Laurie | February 14th, 2008

You’ve probably heard that Manchester United’s superstriker Cristiano Ronaldo was fined £8,000 by manager Sir Alex Ferguson for sending four text messages during practice. That’s old news.

But you’re probably wondering, as we were, exactly what was so important that it couldn’t wait till after practice.

Well, you’re in luck. Due to some excellent detective work, we at The Offside have gotten exclusive access to those texts. And here they are:

TO: Prsnl Asst
2 ltr hair gel
3 ltr fake tan
6 ltr moisturizer

TO: Adebayor (Photo Att.)
Golden boot this, baby!

TO: P Evra
That color looks so good on U! <3

TO: GRLS2URDOOR
£10000 6 grls 1 nite? 4get it! Ill call Rosicky.

TO: C Ronaldo
DAMN UR good looking!

Yes, that’s five. Can we help it if Sir Alex can’t count?

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• Tab |  February 14th, 2008 at 7:33 am

  
  
  

  How could Sir Alex have fined him for those?! They’re all work-related!!

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• Lisa |  February 14th, 2008 at 8:05 am

  
  
  

  I have clearly spent too much time with the bad influence of the British tabloids and Italian papers. I expected them all to be about hookers. Or glamour models. Or both.

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• Mike |  February 14th, 2008 at 9:50 am

  
  
  

  god, he looks like such a tool in that picture. haha

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• ACMilanSF |  February 14th, 2008 at 10:46 pm

  
  
  

  Cristiano Ronaldo is a giant deuchebag. Has always been and will always be. Not to mention a crybaby. Too bad he is talented.

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• RONALDO FANNA RBD DULCE AND I |  February 16th, 2008 at 5:05 am

  
  
  

  ronaldo is the best forever hi is so …………..
  i love mach ronaldo hi is the best player of world kaka i ronhaldino buuuuuuuuuu and ronaldo jess jess bravo the best rbd rbd rbd RBD THE BEST FANNA THE BEST AAMIR KAJOL I DULCE MARIA THE BEST I M THE BEST ALLA THE BEST 4EVER

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• minay |  February 16th, 2008 at 10:42 pm

  
  
  

  ahahah thats funny but he doesnt use fake tan

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• Norbs |  March 1st, 2008 at 12:10 pm

  
  
  

  People say bad things bowt ronaldo becoz they jealous.thats all.screw them

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• Cesc |  March 20th, 2008 at 11:20 am

  
  
  

  He didn’t send that I was with Adeboyor when he was accused of sending those messages. This is bogus!

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