What Did Cristiano Ronaldo’s Text Messages REALLY Say?

You’ve probably heard that Manchester United’s superstriker Cristiano Ronaldo was fined £8,000 by manager Sir Alex Ferguson for sending four text messages during practice. That’s old news.

But you’re probably wondering, as we were, exactly what was so important that it couldn’t wait till after practice.

Well, you’re in luck. Due to some excellent detective work, we at The Offside have gotten exclusive access to those texts. And here they are:

TO: Prsnl Asst
2 ltr hair gel
3 ltr fake tan
6 ltr moisturizer

TO: Adebayor (Photo Att.)
Golden boot this, baby!

TO: P Evra
That color looks so good on U! <3

TO: GRLS2URDOOR
£10000 6 grls 1 nite? 4get it! Ill call Rosicky.

TO: C Ronaldo
DAMN UR good looking!

Yes, that’s five. Can we help it if Sir Alex can’t count?

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