What Really Goes On In Milan?

By: Laurie | March 21st, 2009

Swiped this photo from “Ivanna” over on the HABs blog. (Ladies, click at will. Gentlemen, don’t say I didn’t warn you.)

Ivanna thought there was somthing just a little…off about this photo. I agree. And after much Offside research, I have uncovered the true story. (I swear.)

Seems that Andrea Pirlo was struck temporarily blind and needed to use his Braille skills to get reoriented. Here’s how it went:

Pirlo: “Ah…yes… I cannot see it, but I think this is… This is… Wait, I’ve got it! It’s a chest! A taut…muscular…manly…well–waxed chest. With… Ah, yes! Just a tiny bit of nipple protrusion right…here.”

Pippo: “Geez, Andrea, stop hogging it!”

Becks: “It’s so good to be back in Europe! Landon never fondled my chest. Not even once.”

Pato: “Hey, guys! Mom says she thinks I might be old enough to shave now! And I think my voice is changing, too!”

Maldini: “Girly-men! All of you! How long before I can retire?”

~~*~~

Yup. Pretty sure that’s exactly how it went.

(I know, I know. Even I don’t know what gets into me sometimes. And the scariest part? They give me an international platform to write this stuff.)

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• Jose |  March 21st, 2009 at 2:39 pm

  
  
  

  10/10

  Posted from United States

  

• Marco |  March 21st, 2009 at 2:43 pm

  
  
  

  Haha class

  Poor Pato has some bad influences around him

  Posted from United States

  

• Wayne Farry |  March 21st, 2009 at 2:56 pm

  
  
  

  You are one filthy lady Laurie.

  Seriously though, how at home does Becks look in the Milan kit. I wished he’d signed from them instead of going to LA in the first place.

  Beautiful man…

  Posted from Ireland

  

• Jessica, WhyGo Italy |  March 21st, 2009 at 3:51 pm

  
  
  

  Heh… When I first saw this picture (on Pato’s blog, I think), I thought it looked weird, too. Nice to know the “real” story behind it now.

  

  And thanks for pointing me in the direction of that HABs blog – the boys in the BootsnAll office neglected to tell me about it, despite me having written two posts about hot Italian footballers myself. Silly, silly boys.

  Posted from United States

  

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