What the f*ck? You can’t f*cking swear at Football Matches? Sh*t

As far as loutish behavior goes there is nothing more uncouth than swearing. I fucking hate that. Officials in China do as well and they are intent on doing something about it at sporting events before the country’s collective potty mouth brings it great national shame during the 2008 Summer Olympics.

When Barcelona take on Beijing Guoan in a friendly this weekend, police will be on the lookout in the terraces for fans that have the audacity to tell Ronaldinho that he is a no good shit eating wanking son of a bitch. If fans get all George Carlin-like they could end up being detained, which is probably not the most enjoyable of experiences in China.

“It is just way out of line to have 30,000 people shouting and swearing en masse,” police spokesman Liu Chunjiang was quoted as saying. “What we are trying to do is to give the right guidance in how to view a football match, not to impose anything on the spectators.”

In addition to being detained, badly behaved fans may be banned for 12 months from attending a football match, it said.

Presumably this doesn’t apply to the footballers themselves since Wayne Rooney recently played in China and you know that he violated the no swearing rule. I have to applaud the Chinese for the timing of all this. It is time to nip swearing in the bud before things really get out of control during the synchronized swimming competition next summer.

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Category: Asia, World Football