What, You Thought These were Goal Celebrations?

You mean you really thought these were photos of goal celebrations?

Hardly.

We at The Offside give you the true stories:

“I’m touched, Yoann, but a simple ‘thank you’ would have sufficed.”

“You’re right. It does smell like vanilla. Weird.”

After years of work with the swami, Jermaine Jenas finally masters public levitation.

“Keep going, guys. The lactation consultant says we’re on the verge of milk production.”

“Dude. Please tell me you’re carrying a pocket knife.”

(Thanks to Jan for the inspiration on photo 4.)

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