Comments on: Women are throwing themselves at Lionel Messi. Literally http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/women-are-throwing-themselves-at-lionel-messi-literally.html League Football, Soccer News and Views from Around the World Thu, 26 Nov 2009 11:25:50 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: OGrandeTrinco http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/women-are-throwing-themselves-at-lionel-messi-literally.html#comment-44798 OGrandeTrinco Wed, 11 Jul 2007 19:02:49 +0000 http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/women-are-throwing-themselves-at-lionel-messi-literally.html#comment-44798 lol, Messi paused because he sensed feet were coming in, man his skills r impressive. lol, Messi paused because he sensed feet were coming in, man his skills r impressive.

]]> By: mcbias http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/women-are-throwing-themselves-at-lionel-messi-literally.html#comment-44643 mcbias Tue, 10 Jul 2007 20:02:04 +0000 http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/women-are-throwing-themselves-at-lionel-messi-literally.html#comment-44643 I think it's funny that Lionel paused just for a second, thus throwing off the woman's timing for her jump. Otherwise, she does land on him. I think it’s funny that Lionel paused just for a second, thus throwing off the woman’s timing for her jump. Otherwise, she does land on him.

]]> By: Brian http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/women-are-throwing-themselves-at-lionel-messi-literally.html#comment-44605 Brian Tue, 10 Jul 2007 15:19:44 +0000 http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/women-are-throwing-themselves-at-lionel-messi-literally.html#comment-44605 You could pretty much recast the Three Amigos with the Argentina squad: Lionel Messi as Ned Nederlander (Martin Short) Juan Riquelme as Dusty Bottoms (Chevy Chase) Javier Zanetti as Lucky Day (Martin Short) Carlito Tevez as El Guapo Javier Mascherano as Jefe Almost any player as Harry Flugleman (Joe Mantegna) and stick a mustache on Basile and you have the 'My Little Buttercup' singing Bartendar Basile: "We don't have beer, just Tequila" Messi: "What's Tequla?" Basile: "It's like beer." You could pretty much recast the Three Amigos with the Argentina squad:
Lionel Messi as Ned Nederlander (Martin Short)
Juan Riquelme as Dusty Bottoms (Chevy Chase)
Javier Zanetti as Lucky Day (Martin Short)
Carlito Tevez as El Guapo
Javier Mascherano as Jefe
Almost any player as Harry Flugleman (Joe Mantegna)
and stick a mustache on Basile and you have the ‘My Little Buttercup’ singing Bartendar

Basile: “We don’t have beer, just Tequila”
Messi: “What’s Tequla?”
Basile: “It’s like beer.”

]]> By: 5 Pound Bag http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/women-are-throwing-themselves-at-lionel-messi-literally.html#comment-44600 5 Pound Bag Tue, 10 Jul 2007 15:00:16 +0000 http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/women-are-throwing-themselves-at-lionel-messi-literally.html#comment-44600 This happens to Carlos Tevez too, because his glance turns women to stone. This happens to Carlos Tevez too, because his glance turns women to stone.

]]> By: Trent http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/women-are-throwing-themselves-at-lionel-messi-literally.html#comment-44595 Trent Tue, 10 Jul 2007 14:20:48 +0000 http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/women-are-throwing-themselves-at-lionel-messi-literally.html#comment-44595 "Are gringos falling from the sky?!" /El Guapo “Are gringos falling from the sky?!”

/El Guapo

]]> By: Brian http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/women-are-throwing-themselves-at-lionel-messi-literally.html#comment-44592 Brian Tue, 10 Jul 2007 13:55:21 +0000 http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/women-are-throwing-themselves-at-lionel-messi-literally.html#comment-44592 Only in South America do girls throw themselves at Hobbits. Only in South America do girls throw themselves at Hobbits.

]]> By: Laurie http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/women-are-throwing-themselves-at-lionel-messi-literally.html#comment-44557 Laurie Tue, 10 Jul 2007 06:45:41 +0000 http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/women-are-throwing-themselves-at-lionel-messi-literally.html#comment-44557 Oops. Yeah. I can't read, either. Sorry, Julien/Juliet. Oops. Yeah. I can’t read, either. Sorry, Julien/Juliet.

]]> By: Laurie http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/women-are-throwing-themselves-at-lionel-messi-literally.html#comment-44556 Laurie Tue, 10 Jul 2007 06:41:35 +0000 http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/women-are-throwing-themselves-at-lionel-messi-literally.html#comment-44556 I am quite certain that Bob parcels out his affection for his bloggers by who corrects his grammar the least. Bob, did I mention the words faze or phase? Ever? I think not. This obviously makes me THE best Offside blogger. Do you hear that, Sam and Julien? Me. Not you. Me. I am quite certain that Bob parcels out his affection for his bloggers by who corrects his grammar the least.

Bob, did I mention the words faze or phase? Ever? I think not. This obviously makes me THE best Offside blogger.

Do you hear that, Sam and Julien? Me. Not you. Me.

]]> By: Sam http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/women-are-throwing-themselves-at-lionel-messi-literally.html#comment-44548 Sam Tue, 10 Jul 2007 05:42:02 +0000 http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/women-are-throwing-themselves-at-lionel-messi-literally.html#comment-44548 Sorry, random grammar check correction: in this instance, it's spelt faze. Faze: to drive away, frighten, from Middle English fesen, from Old English fEsian to drive away Phase: a particular appearance or state in a regularly recurring cycle of changes Sorry, random grammar check correction: in this instance, it’s spelt faze.

Faze: to drive away, frighten, from Middle English fesen, from Old English fEsian to drive away

Phase: a particular appearance or state in a regularly recurring cycle of changes

]]> By: Juliet http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/women-are-throwing-themselves-at-lionel-messi-literally.html#comment-44536 Juliet Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:00:51 +0000 http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/women-are-throwing-themselves-at-lionel-messi-literally.html#comment-44536 Sorry, random grammar check -- it's faze, not phase. And Messi is cool as a cucumber. Sorry, random grammar check — it’s faze, not phase. And Messi is cool as a cucumber.

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