You can now wipe your bum with David Beckham toilet paper
By: Bob | April 10th, 2007
The masses have spoken and they have made it loud and clear that simply having toilet paper adorned with the face of Victoria Beckham is not good enough. They want David Beckham toilet paper and it is David Beckham toilet paper that they will get.
This is something that simply cannot be made up:
X-Wipes founder Dr Allan Park said the Beckhams were chosen for the toilet treatment by visitors to his website.
He said: “It’s nothing personal. The Beckhams are a smart couple. But the world seems to need this.
“They were chosen by a democratic process in a vote called Faces for Faeces.
The Beckhams are the first married couple ever to be independently voted on to toilet paper. We suggest you place a sheet in the bowl before doing your business. Then it’s bombs away!”
Congratulations to the Daily Star and to the toilet paper firm X-Wipes for reaffirming my belief in humanity. If there is a God it will be a two-ply toilet paper.
In unrelated news, Beckham has new ink.
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‘Posh Poos’ Now that made me laugh.
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United States
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That Posh TP is wrong on multiple levels. I get queasy just looking at it.
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My life is complete now.
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United States -
Please tell me that each sheet of paper has a unique picture of Becks. Samarai hair, buzzcut, the WTF he has right now, etc
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*purchases*
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Philippines
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