Your Gratuitous Bikini Babes Playing Soccer Video of the Week

THE COACH IS SO FIT

Gratuitous..the border between porn and mainstream culture gets eroded more each day. No wonder so many young girls now announce that they wish to be glamour models when they are older, with this kind of thing as a role model

That reminds me of another excellent video. Indoor soccer at its finest.

http://vids.myspace.com/index....

This is, of course, a metaphor for good and evil. Everybody knows you can't trust brunettes.

What's really funny (and somewhat hypocritical, I must admit) is that this kind of thing bugs me far more than naked women stuff. Use naked women for gratuitous titillation? Whatever. But don't prostitute the sport of soccer. (Or at least use women who look like they've actually kicked a ball at some point in their lives, even if it was U-6.)

And now that I've said my piece, I must go back to watching the lovely young men of Sevilla as they utilize their taut bodies to thwart the lovely young men of Espanyol. I mean...um...yeah! Back to the UEFA Cup!

P.S. Every woman I know pumps up a soccer ball in exactly that way.

Thanks again for staying on top of the news, Bob. Of course FHM would have the blondes win ... that red card was ridiculous ... and was that goal regulation size? ... I sense a conspiracy. I'll discuss it with Vlad Romanov and make a disjointed meaningless crazy statement about it later today.