Your Weekly Dose of Jose & Friends

For the second week in a row, Wayne steals the show. This week he’s got a puppet all of his own and he actually loses the Steven Seagal-esque falsetto and goes into a baritone Portuguese accent. Gotta wonder if he’s going to phase out Sven one of these days. Hell, he might even get his own spinoff.

Also, Jose makes sure to completely quash the rumors that he’s bound for Milan. They’re dead now. Dead as can be.

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